How to Speak Dutch-Ified English

by Gates, Gary
Format: Paperback
Pub. Date: 1998-10-01
Publisher(s): Good Books
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Table of Contents

Dedicationp. 2
Prefacep. 3
Dictionary of Termsp. 7
Dutch-ified English in Actionp. 63
Sum Dutch-ified High School Cheersp. 64
The Lesson in Math Classp. 65
The Child's Respunsep. 66
A Qvickie Qvissp. 67
De Night Behint Chrissmissp. 68
Romeo und Chulietp. 70
Sum Pomes for Reading Awt Lawdp. 73
De Rafenp. 74
Rupyat uff Omar Khayyamp. 75
Ha Do I Luff Dee?p. 76
To Be Sunk Awt Lawdp. 77
Piecycle Pilt fer Twoahp. 78
Stant Up, Stant Up, fer Cheesesp. 79
She'll B Cummin Rawnd De Mawtinp. 80
De Panned Plate Onp. 81
Take Me Awtp. 82
Dutchiep. 83
Receiptsp. 84
Nana Emma's Shoo-Fly Piep. 85
Shooker Cakesp. 86
Santvich Spreatp. 87
Corn Cop Chellyp. 88
Deffil's Foot Cakep. 88
Chogalit Eyesingp. 89
Boy Graut Pie Plant Rhuparp Meringuep. 89
Pick und Chighan Paddiesp. 90
Abawt de Authorp. 91
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